The Top 10

the jive express

1. Thanks for picking my scarf and beanie for me. I really hate being colourblind.
   Submitted by cheese cake.
   

2. After 20 mins of trying to get the boys attention, Darrell returned to the Tarago exhausted.
   Submitted by Donald Fagan.
   

3. Jon introduces Paul to his invisible friend "Bubbles".
   Submitted by Stve.
   

4. Jonathon and Paul, distributing bibles on a Brooklyn street corner, eyeball a couple of hari krishnas who are working their street.
   Submitted by peach.
   

5. I can't believe I only got a C+ for this scarf in Home Ec.
   Submitted by the fiend.
   

6. It was just like a flash of green light, and all that was left was a globule on the pavement... How many drummers is this?
   Submitted by Tim.
   

7. Yellow beanie: So, like, are you sure he's going to bring the car back once the baby's out?
   Maroon Beanie: Man, my car. The upholstery'll be all ruined.
   Yellow beanie guy: Eh!
   Submitted by Lynn Boyd.
   

8. "I tell u mate this is real rolex, match perfect with your scarf." - "Nar mate, not interested."
   Submitted by michael.
   

9. I can't believe it's him! It's Sam from Alabaster Box!
   Submitted by AimStar.
   

10. And they stared, open-mouthed, at the woman who had just run between them shouting "Kick it to me!"
    Submitted by sammy.

This previous Killer Captions photo is of 2 members of Perth-based Christian band the jive express. The prize is the jive express triple CD pack - 'V.I.B.E' (1999) + 'Cutting Deeper' (2001) + new album 'Covered' (2003) won by cheese cake!