The Top 10

Shell Lee

Mystery prize: still unknown!

This previous Killer Captions photo is of Newcastle-based Christian artist Shell Lee. The prize is a Shell Lee CD & mystery prize for the best 2 entries.

1. This is the Fung Kee manoeuvre in action. Tune in next week for the Krae Zee kick.
   Submitted by Lyss.
   

2. Shell Lee cringed at the sight of her hands.
   Submitted by sammy.
   

3. OK. Now try and put a peanut in the other nostril.
   Submitted by Jono.
   

4. Police have advised the public to be on the lookout for a very fast flute thief.
   Submitted by Rob Falconer.
   

5. "I feel a bit off-colour today"
   Submitted by cheese_cake.
   

6. After her release from being kept locked and fed in a cupboard for 20 odd years, Shell Lee had no tolerance for light whatsoever.
   Submitted by Poochie.
   

7. Who put lemon in my eyedrops?
   Submitted by Rebecca Perkins.
   

8. Shell Lee really enjoys playing air trumpet.
   Submitted by Sunflower.
   

9. "My eyes, my eyes. Who superglued them shut while I was sleeping?"
   Submitted by Nicola.
   

10. Hiiiii yah! Take that!
    Submitted by superslic[k].