The Top 10

Roma Waterman

1. Roma discovers that busking on a busy street with an open guitar is more profitable than on a side street with an open book!
   Submitted by Julie.

2. Both Roma and I appear to be suffering from writers' block. I cant think of anything funny!
   Submitted by Sheep.

3. Roma sits too depressed to sing after stepping in a puddle and getting soaked right up to the ankle.
   Submitted by Chimpa.

4. Roma realises busking isn't the same without the stereotypical hat for tips, "books don't hold much change".
   Submitted by Species.

5. Roma's chronic foot odour had once again scared off her entire audience.
   Submitted by Weide.

6. "hmmm.. now, if I could only remember how to play this thing.."
   Submitted by Leonie.

7. Roma is usually a very good musician but tends to be easily distracted.
   Submitted by Sheep.

8. "Innocence.....i want to see INNOCENCE...innocence like a vixen!!" screams Rene`, the classy photographer.
   Submitted by Emargh.

9. You'd think a working singer would at least be able to afford thongs!
   Submitted by Daniel.

10. Man, I've been busking all day & I still can't afford to buy thongs!
    Submitted by lukelord7.

This previous Killer Captions photo is of one of Roma Waterman, a Christian artist and author from Melbourne. The prize - your choice... either her new book 'The Working Singer's Handbook' or her latest CD 'Fearless Courage' won by Julie.