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One more VCR and we can afford to record with Caleb James.
Submitted by Boris McTimmer.
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I told you these Ipswich practice rooms are dodgy.
Submitted by Boris McTimmer.
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These guys must be good if that guy can play with a house-shaped growth on his head!
Submitted by Peter Young.
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What do you mean, you heard her husband knocking at the door? You are her husband!
Submitted by Rob Falconer.
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Bitten by a radioactive Llama and umbued with superhuman powers, he became Llama Man!
Submitted by Milkman.
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"There it is! The Rocfish video he won!! I'll just grab it and get outta here! No-one will ever
know."
Submitted by Leonie.
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"Man, I feel like such an idiot locking myself out! Lucky that no-one round here has a camera!"
Submitted by Leonie.
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"You locked yourself IN?
And we have no key? We'll never make this gig in time! By the way WHERE IS YOUR GUITAR?"
Submitted by Aliki.
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Excerpt from page 277 of "Burgulary for Dummies".
Submitted by Milkman.
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dude...the door isn't locked.
Submitted by cokacoal-a.
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Come on! One more push and he should be out.
Submitted by Dan.
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I wonder if this house has a fender strat.
hUON.
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No Repunzel! Your hair! Not your dairyaire.
Submitted by Species.
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Stupidest thing in the world to do Number 90478355584754573334655553.
Submitted by Lord of the sinks.
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Why can't you be sick in your own house?
Submitted by Rob Falconer.