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The Top 20

Paradox

Because we were inundated with so many good entries (and the fact that it was almost impossible to narrow these down to a Top 10) we have decided this time to have a Top 20 instead of the normal Top 10. The top 5 have been placed in order while the following 15 aren't in any specific order. Happy reading.

  1. Most people agreed that the Paradox gig would have been awesome, except that some of the band members had shown a tendency to sweat excessively.
    Submitted by huon.

  2. Even though they shouted "We have a gig tonight!", Greenpeace volunteers just kept pushing them back into the ocean.
    Submitted by www.nagasaki.4t.com.

  3. The ship sinking, Bernard had the choice of bringing food, water, a telephone and any number of useful items. That he chose to save his guitar would be a decision that he, and the other guys stranded on the island, would soon regret.
    Submitted by Boris McTimmer.

  4. ...and slowly the realization that the 'aquatic tour 2001' would soon be cancelled due to poor ticket sales slowly sunk in...
    Submitted by Beaker.

  5. See how none of them are smiling, that's cause their feet have concrete blocks on them.
    Submitted by matt stewart.

  • I knew we should never have hired the 'Atoned' photographer.
    Submitted by Boris McTimmer.

  • The phrase 'i'll fix the leaky tap tomorrow' was no longer needed after Bernard discovered that the guest bedroom was now an internal swimming pool.
    Submitted by Beaker.

  • The collapse of Ansett left Paradox with no choice but to swim to their next gig...
    Submitted by Weide.

  • We are walking on the water Lord, but who moved the stage.
    Submitted by Virginia.

  • Its all fun and games until you discover the sixth member of the band has drowned. 
    Submitted by Peter Young.

  • These guys are wondering why they weren't picked up by Australian immigration officials. Only when they saw the masses of sheep, did they realise... It's New Zealand!!!!
    Submitted by Richard Young.

  • The photo shoot had taken longer than they'd expected and no-one had brought spare socks.
    Submitted by Boris McTimmer.

  • Paradox - not just wet behind the ears.
    Submitted by Weide.

  • I know I parked the Kingswood around here somewhere...
    Submitted by Rock Child.

  • Aren't we supposed to be walking ON the water?
    Submitted by SGT. Bootie.

  • Back home from a successful Indonesian tour!
    Submitted by Lachlan Fuller.

  • These are the Jenny Craig Slimmers of the year, presented all in black, the slimming colour of the year, in the sea, the swimming place of the year. Actually they're standing in the sea cause they all have bulgy fat ankles still and we didn't want to show that.
    Submitted by Deb Mackay.

  • The new wave of boat people dubbed by the press as "band-its".
    Submitted by Mark Dean.

  • Paradox all washed up...
    Submitted by Weide.

  • I think this is our stop.
    Submitted by Leonie.


This Killer Captions photo is of Brisbane Christian band Paradox. The prize is a copy of Paradox's debut CD 'Speak To Me' and a Paradox t-shirt won by huon.

 


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