The Top 10

Alabaster Box

...as judged by Alabaster Box.

1. And then I said, "to get to the other side!" Get it?
   Submitted by Keith Vanderley.

2. Try sitting on my bass amp. When I play an E, it feels funny!
   Submitted by Tim Bower.

3. Unfortunately for Matt, the wind changed during school photos circa 1987, and his face has just looked like that ever since.
   Submitted by Jared Haschek.

4. Yes, yes, I did just sit on Josh's yoghurt. 
   Submitted by Jared Haschek.

5. My mother always said that eating my bread crusts would make my hair go curly. But she never said anything about the permanent squinting.
   Submitted by Matt(e) Finish.

6. You want me to just smile and pretend I know what I'm doing?? OK... I guess...
   Submitted by bozo.

7. Hurry up and take the photo before my cheeks go numb.
   Submitted by Sunflower.

8. I brushed my teeth today!
   Submitted by cheese cake.

9. I smile because I have no idea what is going on.
   Submitted by Alby Eckel.

10. I wonder if they will notice that I'm not playing.
    Submitted by Borris McTimmer.

This previous Killer Captions photo is of Matt from Gold Coast Christian band Alabaster Box. The prize is one of the new Alabaster Box necklaces won by Keith Vanderley.