The Top 10

211 In Progress

As judged by the band (ie the better of the 114 submitted captions were emailed to 211 In Progress without names attached, then they selected their favourite top 10 in order and emailed them back, we add the names and here they are).

1. "Ok Johnny, you can go and play, but stay away from those boys on the fort."
   Submitted by Sheep.
   

2. Call the police, we have 211 in progress in the schoolyard.
   Submitted by Sheep.
   

3. Evidence that confirms reports that children's playgrounds are not safe.
   Submitted by Em.
   

4. Look, we'll get a better exercise kit when we make more money.
   Submitted by Glennjamin.
   

5. O.K., then it's agreed. We ask our bank manager for a bigger mortgage.
   Submitted by Marc Falconer.
   

6. Security camera of local kindergarten catching 211 in their day off.
   Submitted by Ben.
   

7. The effects of genetically modified foods on children is evident, as they are becoming bigger and more violent!
   Submitted by Leonie.
   

8. The Wiggles stage looked bigger on TV than in real life.
   Submitted by Species.
   

9. When you don't get paid for late night gigs, a set of swings in a local park is the muso's best friend.
   Submitted by Richard Young.
   

10. There's something in the bible about being a child and getting to heaven isn't there?
    Submitted by Leanne Purvis.

This previous Killer Captions photo is of local Christian hardcore band 211 In Progress. The prize is a yet to be confirmed but it probably includes a sticker won by Sheep. Baaa!