If you have any Christian Humour that you think would be suitable for our Christian Humour section, submit it to us here and you might see it being posted for everyone to see.

• Hoorah! Annual working bee! Submitted By Jono.
• It's the Church AGM today? Yippee! Submitted By Weide.
• Sorry, all the pews are taken. It's standing room only. Submitted By Weide.
• Ah, these pews are the most comfortable seats in the world! Submitted by Jen.
• That sermon was too short!
• Hey! It's my turn to sit in the front pew.
• I was so enthralled, I never noticed your sermon went 25 minutes over time.
• Personally I find witnessing much more enjoyable than golf.
• I've decided to give our church the $500 a month I used to send to TV evangelists.
• I volunteer to be the permanent teacher for the Teens Sunday School class.
• Forget the denominational minimum salary, let's pay our pastor so he can live like we do.
• I love it when we sing hymns I've never heard before!
• Since we're all here, let's start the service early.
• Pastor, we'd like to send you to this Bible seminar in the Whitsundays.
• Nothing inspires me and strengthens my commitment like our annual stewardship campaign!