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Sermon Busters - 10 Ways to Survive Boring Sermons

1. Pass a note to the organist asking whether he/she plays requests.
2. See if a yawn really is contagious.
3. Slap your neighbour. See if they turn the other cheek. If not, raise your hand and tell the Pastor.
4. Listen for your preacher to use a word beginning with 'A' then 'B' and so on through the alphabet.
5. Sit in the back row and roll a handful of marbles under the seats ahead of you. After the service, credit yourself with 10 points for every marble that made it to the front.
6. Using Church Bulletins or Care Cards for raw materials, design, test and modify a collection of paper airplanes.
7. Start from the back of the church and try to crawl all the way to the front, under the seats, without being noticed.
8. Whip out a hankie and blow your nose. Vary the pressure exerted on your nostrils and trumpet out a rendition of your favourite hymn.
9. Try to indicate to the minister that his fly is undone.
10. Raise your hand and ask for permission to go to the toilet.