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• (You tell us!)...
• Your teeth are like a flock of sheep. Submitted by Tim.
• Your hair is like a herd of goats descending from Mt Carmal. Submitted by Tim.
• Do you believe in love at first sight, or shall I walk past again? Submitted by Munchkin.
• Do you know the song 'Bind us together'? Submitted by DJ.
• Do u believe in miracles? Because I think I'm seeing one now. Submitted by DJ.
• Tell me! Are u a miracle, vision or dream! Submitted by DJ.
• I think Jesus and I have something in common. That is, you are worth dying for. Submitted by Greg G.
• I didn't bring my bible. Wanna share? Submitted by matt stewart.
• Would you mind laying hands on me? Submitted by Dan.
• I'd like to get to know you in the biblical way. Submitted by Justin.
• Nice bible.
• I would like to pray with you.
• You know Jesus? Me too.
• God told me to come talk to you.
• I know a church where we could go and talk.
• How about a hug, sister?
• Do you need help carrying your bible? It looks heavy.
• Christians don't shake hands. Christians gotta hug.
• Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven?
• What are your plans for tonight? Feel like a bible study?
• I am here for you.
• The word says "Give drink to those who are thirsty, and feed the hungry," how about dinner?
• You don't have an accountability partner? Me neither.
• Do you want to come over and watch the Ten Commandments tonight?
• Is it a sin that you stole my heart?
• Would you happen to know a Christian woman (man) that I could love with all my heart and wait on hand and foot?
• Nice bracelet. What would Jesus date? I mean "do."
• Do you believe in Divine appointment?
• Have you ever tried praying at a drive-in movie before?
• Excuse me, I believe one of your ribs belongs to me.
• My friend told me to come and meet you, he said that you are a really nice person. I think you know him. Jesus, yeah, that's his name.
• You know they say that you have never really dated, until you have dated a Christian.
• Yeah I predicted David over Goliath.
• Did I tell you that my great-uncle was a personal friend of Billy Graham?
• I don't see it myself, but people tell me I look like Paul Colman.
• What do you think Paul meant when he said, 'Greet everyone with a holy kiss'?
• You have the body of Amy Grant and the soul of Mother Teresa.
• You know, I'm really into relationship evangelism.
• I'm pretty flexible - I don't think a woman should be submissive on the first date.
• Before tonight, I never believed in predestination.
• Just looking at you makes me feel all ecumenical.
• I hear there's going to be a love offering tonight.
• I want to check your shirt label to see if you were made in heaven.
• I know why Solomon had 700 wives, because he never found you.