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Q. Who is the
greatest babysitter mentioned in the Bible?
A. David, he rocked Goliath to sleep.
Q. Why was Goliath so surprised when David hit him with a stone from his
slingshot?
A. It had never entered his mind before?
Q. After the
flood, how many people left the ark ahead of Noah?
A. Three, because the Bible says that Noah went forth out of the ark.
Q. Where is the first mention of insurance in the Bible?
A. When Adam and Eve needed more coverage.
Q. What is the
best way to get to Paradise?
A. Turn right and go straight.
Q. Where is the first baseball game in the Bible?
A. In the big inning. Eve stole first, Adam stole second. Cain struck out Abel.
Q. Where is the first tennis match mentioned in the Bible?
A. When Joseph served in Pharaoh's court.
Q. Who was the straightest man in the Bible?
A. Joseph; Pharaoh made a ruler out of him.
Q. What kind of man was Boaz before he married?
A. Ruthless.
Q. Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
A. Noah. He was floating his stock while everyone else was in liquidation.
Q. What was the greatest female financier in the Bible?
A. Pharaoh's daughter. She went down to the bank of the Nile and drew out a little prophet.
Q. What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible?
A. Jehovah drove Adam and Eve out of the Garden in a Fury. David's Triumph was heard throughout the land. Honda, because the apostles were all in one Accord.
Q. Who was the greatest comedian in the Bible?
A. Samson. He brought the house down.
Q. What excuse did Adam give to his children as to why he no longer lived in Eden?
A. Your mother ate us out of house and home.
Q. Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?
A. Moses. He broke all 10 commandments at once.
Q. Which area of Palestine was especially wealthy?
A. The area around Jordan. The banks were always overflowing.
Q. What do they call pastors in Germany?
A. German Shepherds.
Q. Who is the greatest babysitter mentioned in the Bible?
A. David. He rocked Goliath to a very deep sleep.
Q. Which Bible character had no parents?
A. Joshua, son of Nun.
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