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Here
is some good Christian humour.
Christian Jokes
Example: Two old friends were talking. "How's your husband?" said one. "Oh, he's an angel," she replied. "You're lucky," said the other, "Mine's still alive."
Biblical One-liners
Example: Q. What excuse did Adam give to his children as to why he no longer lived in Eden? A. Your mother ate us out of house and home.
Church Announcements
Example: Miss Shirley Neilson sang "I Will Not Pass This Way Again" giving obvious pleasure to the congregation.
Christian Pick-up Lines
Example:
I don't see it myself, but people tell me I look like Paul
Colman.
Things You Never Hear In Church
Example: I love it when we sing hymns I've never heard
before!
Sermon Busters
Example:
Pass a note to the organist asking whether he/she plays requests.
Funny...
Funny how $10 looks so big when we take it to church
and so small when we take it to the store.
Funny how big an hour serving God looks and
how small 60 minutes are when spent playing golf, fishing or playing bridge.
Funny how laborious it is to read a chapter in the Bible and
how easy it is to read 2-300 pages of a best selling novel.
Funny how we believe what a person or newspapers say,
but question what the Bible says.
Funny how we can't think of anything to say when we pray and
don't have any difficulty thinking of things to talk about to a friend.
Funny how we need 2 or 3 weeks to fit a church event into our schedule,
but can adjust it for a social event at the last minute.
Funny, isn't it?
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