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  • The associate minister unveiled the church's new tithing campaign slogan last Sunday: "I Upped My Pledge - Now Up Yours."

  • The pastor will be gone tonight, and we will be having a service of singing and praise.

  • Jean will be leading a weight-management series Wednesday nights. She's used the program herself and has been growing like crazy ever since!

  • A new loudspeaker system has been installed in the church. It was given by one of our members in honour of his wife.

  • Bring wife and one other covered dish to banquet.

  • Low Self-Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday at 7 to 8:30 p.m. Please use the back door.

  • The Rev. McArthur spoke briefly, much to the delight of the audience.

  • Due to the Rector's illness, Wednesday's healing services will be discontinued until further notice.

  • The eighth-graders will be presenting Shakespeare's "Hamlet" in the church basement on Friday at 7 p.m. The congregation is invited to attend this tragedy.

  • The concert held in Fellowship Hall was a great success. Special thanks are due to the minister's daughter, who laboured the whole evening at the piano, which as usual fell upon her.

  • A song fest was hell at the Methodist church Wednesday.

  • Scouts are saving aluminium cans, bottles, and other items to be recycled. Proceeds will be used to cripple children.

  • Today's Sermon: How Much Can A Man Drink? with hymns from a full choir.

  • On a church bulletin during the minister's illness: GOD IS GOOD - Pastor Johnson is better.

  • Don't let worry kill you - let the church help.

  • Thursday night - Potluck Supper. Prayer and medication to follow.

  • Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our church and community.

  • For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery downstairs.

  • This afternoon there will be a meeting in the South and North ends of the church. Children will be baptised at both ends.

  • This being Easter Sunday, we will ask Mrs Smith to come forward and lay an egg on the alter.

  • Next Sunday a special collection will be taken to defray the cost of the new carpet. All those wishing to do something on the new carpet will come forward and get a piece of paper.

  • The ladies of the church have cast off clothing of every kind. They can be seen in the church basement Saturday.

  • A bean supper will be held on Tuesday evening in the church hall. Music will follow.

  • At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be "What is hell like?" Come early and listen to our choir practice.

  • Tuesday at 4.00 PM there will be an ice-cream social. Will all ladies giving milk please come early.

  • The service will close with, "Little Drops of Water". One of the ladies will start quietly and the rest of the congregation will join in.

  • Sign-up sheet for anyone wishing to be water baptised on the table in the foyer.

  • Lucy Jackson has volunteered to strip, and refinish the communion table in the sanctuary.

  • Lift up our Messianic brothers and sisters in Israel who are suffering during our prayer time.

  • Brother Richard has gone on to be the Lord.

  • The pastor will light his candle from the altar candles. The ushers will light their candle from the pastor's candle. The ushers will turn and light each worshipper in the first pew.

  • Please welcome Pastor Cowden, a caring individual who loves hurting people.

  • Bertha Belch, a missionary from Africa will be speaking tonight at Calvary Memorial Church in Racine. Come tonight and hear Bertha Belch all the way from Africa.

  • Miss Shirley Neilson sang "I will not pass this way again" giving obvious pleasure to the congregation.

  • Margaret remains in the hospital and needs blood donors for more transfusions. She is also having trouble sleeping and requests tapes of Pastor Turnball's sermons.

  • Matthew Hains and Jamie Waters were married on Oct 24 in the church. So ends a friendship that began in their school days.

  • Men's Prayer Breakfast. No charge, but your damnation will be gratefully accepted.

 


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